“Good morning everyone. It's just gone 9:10 and I believe it's Wednesday at the moment you know it might change to as it turns to do but yes this is I believe my 4th attempt at a voice post office seeing as the nice American lady on the other end of this line keeps telling that I'm wrong and that no I can't do this, I can't do either and I must press this and I must press that. So hopefully I get it right this time. This is just a test voice post really. I left on one of the answer Mc thingy but the UK number is back and it's been down a while. So I checked out myself and it was and now here I am talking to a computer screen. How exciting. Yes that's all I've got to say for now. Have a lovely days or lovely nights depending on where you are around the world and I'm sure I have something else to say once something's happened you know or was it being just.”

“Good morning everyone it's just 10:00 9:10 and I'm a little bit bored I saw on one of those announcement things that they've got the UK number back apparently it would be down for a while or whatever so gotta have a test out just to amuse myself for a few minutes and oh this is well this is the 3rd time lucky by the way and I have to go replace like thrice and I kept forgetting to press # or hash or whatever the hell key you're supposed to press that means post(?) and so I hope I get it right this time and I don't really have much to say other than that. Oh you can see meant well if you.”

“Good morning and ___ morning for me ___ at 9:06 according to the car and I saw on one of those announcements thingys(?) that they've got the numbers to the UK back so I thought I'd poke(?) a line and see whether it would be working for me cos you know my ___ technology doesn't really like to work and but if there's and it has MCYM(?) and I don't really have much to say of course you know it's the beginning of the day and nothing has happened yet so if you just a test yes a test voice post and so I hope you'll have a lovely day a lovely evening depending on where you are around the world and I'll have something more to say at some other point no doubt. Bye bye.”

“Good morning, it's morning for me just turned 9:00. I heard that LiveJournal had got the numbers back for UK and I didn't know if that was true or not so but I'll have a little poke around and seemed obviously to have ___ has forgotten my PIN number and got fooled(?) 4 times I put the wrong one in but yeah it's daily I let myself do wrong and I have a new layout scene(?) for Halloween. It was exciting. I don't like it very much but red is my favorite color ___ and you know I wanna go with this theme you know the Halloween's thing. It's one of my favorite holidays it's so I think it'll stay even though I don't like it very much but then again knowing me it could be gone by your know this evening. Hope you like the change thing. I do. Oh and then I just have to go to Christmas one ___.”

“Hi Jenelle, I know I've posted a picture of the snow about 10 mins ago in fact but I felt that this be the sheer scale of this blizzard could not be, you know, described and shown in pictures alone. I need the words and voice and, and all this rubbish I'm putting you through right now. It's you know when the sky like completely turns white and it sort of, it messes with your perspective because everything is that awful shade of gray and there's tiny snow flakes flowing well, their not tiny, their massive snow flakes floating around everywhere but tiny from a distance and it won't stop. I thought it would stop before, well when I 1st know that it had been snowing. Wait the real phone is.”

“Ok, so I know picture of the snow. At about 10 mins ago ___ but I decided that the absolute scale of this blizzard can not be describe ___ will be coming out to speaking right now. I mean”

“Juan this just another installment of my voice about the snow because oh my God like everyone ___ this morning like whatever. I was surprised when I turned around and I found the ground just horrible covered in snow covered covered good 6ins at least and it's just so much worse now. The sun came out for like 5 mins and I thought I was hoping that it would melt some of it away but you know the clouds and now it's just complete blizzard atmosphere out there”

“Jena again, it's about time of the day time when it's not quite good but it's not as bad as it was after the night after. I thought of possible lost my voice I'm done terrified of moving I have the worst case of the spins that I've ever had in my life I think and this is in fact just to post the shell like laziness and fright cos my computer my new computer saw it came around ___ his wizardy(?) and magic and did good the thing with the taking away the old thing and bringing the new thing but I've got a nicely set up little desktop over but I can unto I don't wanna move in to and end up in a bad place.”